AND they want you to smash the potatoes?! One can get too familiar with vegetables you know!
Ballamookieofficial
Aren’t we all!
TheBraindonkey
zip….
Aisforc
A lil bit of foreplay will do da thing
blacfd
That’s the best way to eat salmon.
miken322
I like my salmon like I like my women. A little wet in the middle.
chalk_in_boots
I know it’s not the *correct* way to call it out, but I think it does a half decent job of getting the message across. Default cook for a fillet of salmon at most places will be opaque pink and flaky all the way through. I prefer mine done a bit more like a blue or rare steak, flesh still kinda transparent in the middle. Customer might not know you can use steak terms to describe a fish cook so just said still a little wet in the middle and Kellie just went “yeah I guess I’ll put that down. Kitchen can figure it out.”
Fucking hilarious to see come through though. I’d be framing that chit and hanging it up BOH
ChefAsstastic
Means medium
Express_Area_8359
What did you have to do? To get it just a little wet!
One time a server asked me what temp I wanted my salmon and I impulsively said 130F because that’s when I pull it at home and the kitchen nailed it lmao.
TravelerMSY
We just named our cat MediaNoche
Intelligent-Luck8747
New pick up line unlocked.
I like my women how I like my salmon. A little wet in the middle.
Don’t cancel me 🥺
WishCapable3131
“Want it a little wet in the middle”
“Dont we all ma’am”
CoppertopTX
Before these computerized system, I had a server ask me, “Can you cook the salmon for table 6 so it’s wet in the middle?” Having been a busser, I knew exactly which was table 6, and walked out to chat, server on my heels. Introduced myself, asked if “wet in the middle” meant cooked flaky on the outside, with a less cooked, cool center.
“Like a medium steak, yeah”, came the reply. Grabbed the pad with ticket attached, scribbled through “wet middle?” and wrote “med” as we walked back. Customer happy, boss happy, FOH learned a thing in one minute.
Cardiff07
Bruh
jzilla11
I should call her
elheffe1
Def a lil stiff downtown. Thanks Kellie.
Quick-Bat-8500
I would have been lol while typing that mod
larstodson
At the end of the day even if the customer said wet in the middle, the server should understand the meaning and ring the ticket in as medium. It drove me crazy when servers would just parrot what a customer says.
DE4DHE4D81
That is what she said
samnd743
Sloppy salmon, in a salad. Freaky
Nowalking
A little soupy in the middle is a completely normal ask
Dense_Scarcity6196
I remember when this new server told me she needed me to put my meat in her bun and she didn’t know my wife was the bartender. Shit got awkward 😂
DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA
nelliebobbins
Threads like these are why I love reddit. Youall are interesting, informative and freaky as hell
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Kellie need to calm tf down.
Table 805 are freaks lol
She’s hitting on you
That has nothing to do with the ticket. She’s just giving you a status update.
https://i.redd.it/umx7xgwae0qf1.gif
make it moist in the center?
I should call her
Easy there Kellie…
AND they want you to smash the potatoes?! One can get too familiar with vegetables you know!
Aren’t we all!
zip….
A lil bit of foreplay will do da thing
That’s the best way to eat salmon.
I like my salmon like I like my women. A little wet in the middle.
I know it’s not the *correct* way to call it out, but I think it does a half decent job of getting the message across. Default cook for a fillet of salmon at most places will be opaque pink and flaky all the way through. I prefer mine done a bit more like a blue or rare steak, flesh still kinda transparent in the middle. Customer might not know you can use steak terms to describe a fish cook so just said still a little wet in the middle and Kellie just went “yeah I guess I’ll put that down. Kitchen can figure it out.”
Fucking hilarious to see come through though. I’d be framing that chit and hanging it up BOH
Means medium
What did you have to do? To get it just a little wet!
https://preview.redd.it/o93vt0qsi0qf1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f450d4c13e4c0243aa593c0b0c711cac739c382c
what the fuck Kellie
Kellie’s gonna have to upcharge that.
https://i.redd.it/y8wfj91ej0qf1.gif
One time a server asked me what temp I wanted my salmon and I impulsively said 130F because that’s when I pull it at home and the kitchen nailed it lmao.
We just named our cat MediaNoche
New pick up line unlocked.
I like my women how I like my salmon. A little wet in the middle.
Don’t cancel me 🥺
“Want it a little wet in the middle”
“Dont we all ma’am”
Before these computerized system, I had a server ask me, “Can you cook the salmon for table 6 so it’s wet in the middle?” Having been a busser, I knew exactly which was table 6, and walked out to chat, server on my heels. Introduced myself, asked if “wet in the middle” meant cooked flaky on the outside, with a less cooked, cool center.
“Like a medium steak, yeah”, came the reply. Grabbed the pad with ticket attached, scribbled through “wet middle?” and wrote “med” as we walked back. Customer happy, boss happy, FOH learned a thing in one minute.
Bruh
I should call her
Def a lil stiff downtown. Thanks Kellie.
I would have been lol while typing that mod
At the end of the day even if the customer said wet in the middle, the server should understand the meaning and ring the ticket in as medium. It drove me crazy when servers would just parrot what a customer says.
That is what she said
Sloppy salmon, in a salad. Freaky
A little soupy in the middle is a completely normal ask
I remember when this new server told me she needed me to put my meat in her bun and she didn’t know my wife was the bartender. Shit got awkward 😂
Threads like these are why I love reddit. Youall are interesting, informative and freaky as hell
i mean… heard?
Lil Wet is my rapper name now.